Christmas and Thanksgiving resolutions always work better than those generic ones made New Years Eve. This story illustrates why.
It was the first day of January earlier this year, and when I looked out the window that morning, there was this small fat child streaking in my front yard. It looked like the tyke was having loads of fun and beckoning me to join in. Well first of all, there are rules against streaking even in one’s own yard. In addition, it was freezing in Cincinnati and the thought of some body part or another icing up and falling off wasn’t very appealing.
Then I recognized him. Continue reading